Rivaclaw🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ @renbymon@computerfairi.es

thank u mother for this new bed (laptop)

the version I got ahold of was condensed and added fanfiction-style extra chapters to the end, where the user was a little more bitter and asked much more broad practical questions like “how do I just set up email and browse the web”

had an incredible dream about a Linux distro from the 80’s that refused to have any documentation that wasn’t part of a 200-page Socratic-dialogues-style pseudonovel

“How do I set up a password?” said the user.
Uniel replied, “You cannot. Passwords are not supported.”
The admin elaborated, “Passwords are insecure, for they can be guessed by attackers. Come, and I will teach you of key-based authentication.”
And as the user learned, they exclaimed in delight, “I no longer have to remember or change my password!”
And the user was both happy and secure.