Finally got an adaptor for my smart bulb holder (since they only seem to come in Edison Screw and not Bayonet). Went that route so I can use whatever bulbs I like for when I can't get out of bed.
It works great except I can't pair it with Alexa since apparently I need to be running Android 12+ to do that... which is fucking stupid.
Pairs with Google Home just fine, so I guess I'll be saying "Okay Google" a lot instead of "Alexa".