(America voice) Alright I'm off to drive for 2 hrs in my car all by my fucking self because I wanted a big house in the suburbs so I could live my life by myself, when I come home I'm gonna argue with my racist elementary school friend on Facebook then I'm gonna use my electric toothbrush to shine my giant white American teeth before falling asleep in a $2000 kingsize mattress.
@seagazelle that's seriously american - also, what does an (American voice) sound like? I'm kinda thinking about those restaurants that I go to where I am trying to hear myself think but I cannot because across from me is a table full of middle aged white people screaming at each other in a disturbing competition to discover who is the alpha-conversator.
@seagazelle Oooo, that's a good point. Maybe one of those salesman voices where it sounds like they have a megaphone stuck in their throat but no that's actually their inside voice and then their outside voice is like 10 bad car stereos... And, no, I don't buy whatever they're selling
@scarly I don't know! I used like a salesman voice in my head