The damn lady I corrected last time she sir'd be seems like she's got more of a point on her sir's now. Infuriating. I got in there, we made eye contact, she smiled, she never smiles. I have never once seen her smiling. She smiled at me and said "what can I get you sir"

on my way out she said "have a nice day sir" and I gave a big loud deep, "right oh you too sir" and gosh I haven't seen a lady look that offended since that time she called me sir and I caught my face in the counter reflection.

idk why it's gotta be like this but she's getting all my misters and sirs forever now till she fucks off and dies