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@pronatedwrists@yiff.life yes

i am a crow and i vouch for this

someone should create a spoon bank for those of us in need of silverware

it is the year 2022. the #Fediverse as we know it has been crushed on the anvil of the Toot! Crisis, and in our moment of weakness, the Corporations took control. the Fediverse has been divided into the following bitterly opposed factions:

• Amazon Elastic Mastodon Service
• Google Cloud Mastodon
• Microsoft Azure Mastodon
• Microsoft Xbox Live Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon Code (actually Pleroma)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 (actually SharePoint)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 Enterprise (actually SharePoint, SOX- and HIPAA-certified)
• Apple iMessage (can be used to talk about the Fediverse, but not to it, and only with other Apple users)

war between them is unceasing. features are added and removed with every passing day. DMs and audio posts still do not work properly.

@VariantVyr

> actually SharePoint

i just literally died with laughter, you are now interacting with a ghost tbh

quasi-lewdish shitpost 

@scarly bunnies need food, sleep, material goods, and lots of sex, basically

bunnies are easily startled and need very carefully maintained environments to have happy lives.

meanwhile, crows are cantankerous, mischievous, and can be gloriously feisty. i mean... a group of crows is called a murder for crying out. loud.

mine is a match made in heaven.

my poor @Chel. i think i aged her today.

me: imma fight Everyone today

chel: oh come on

me: *all the fights*

chel: :gBunny:

trans nonse 

why they say people can't just stop being trans: trans folk were made this way and it's an immutable thing that can't be changed
why people really can't just stop being trans: once you start being honest with yourself, you can't just go back to telling yourself lies again

insomnia 

@behold3r this sounds like a job for a crow! :O

@drzaiusx11 good job tbh! that's better than my uncle ever did with us kids, hahaha, so i mean there's that

insomnia 

@behold3r def go with both, tbh

you can't go wrong with sleep and cute girls! XD

@drzaiusx11 @Chel to make it possible, we actually split the entire game into a small army of small plastic bags, hahaha

also insert sets make things even better, but even with the plastic bags i felt like we were pretty fast, tbh

@Chel is the single most patient and forgiving person that i've ever met, lol

animals that are unlikely to be considered cute but i consider them cute:

o slugs - they're actually slimy and cute so that's pretty cool

o alligators - how can you not love an animal that's always smiling!?

o ants - always so hard at work! and they wiggle their antennae sometimes too

o bees - there was a meme about this at some point tbh, bees are pretty cute. also bees have knees, pass it on

o dinosaurs with teeth - dinosaurs are cute af, actually lots of people probably agree with me tbh

@Lumb this sounds like a power move tbh, i think i'll do the same

@scarly throw them into a dumpster fire and then throw the dumpster fire into some molten steel

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