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Good morning, how much do I love myself, is it enough to not click on this, nope

a love like the kind to light the night's sky. effervescent as a dying star.

Subverting capitalism by whispering communist propaganda into the ears of babies which will remain in their subconscious minds forever as a bit.

@scarly @klara oh shit, I forgot about SOAP. Yeah having APIcontracts was nice, but it was probably the worst possible implementation

@scarly For what it's worth, before that people were trying to use XML for the same purpose.

i'm pleased to announce that i'm not good with computer.

Not having a car is forcing me to go walking through the neighborhood more and I just heard a kid scream “come on everybody we’re going to go make slime!” And it renewed my faith in this country a tiny bit

whoever invented json and decided that we should use it for everything should be punished.

wait no, no one invented it really. json is actually just a side effect of using javascript in browsers that became a standard due to the philosophy of "well hell, it seems to work so why not?", which is also known as the guiding principle behind 90% of web development.

"fucks per hour is an actual unit of measurement" - @scarly while coding

the crow grits her teeth in frustration as she slowly crawls through the particulars of implementing activitypub

she does not like what she sees, but still - she carries on.

Me: I'm on the fediverse

Fediversian warlock: WeLl AcTuAlLy, what you're referring to as 'the fediverse", or as I have taken to naming it, the ***actipubverse***, is REALLY a collection of FOSS services adhering to the ActivityPub protocol...

Oh... no.

My.

Googy Plus.

Account.

Is going... away?

What ever...

shall I

do?

help.

Sunless Skies has consumed my life.

youd chuckle at how many times developers have appreciated my insights into program structure, and then recoiled in horror when i apply the exact same critical processes to the inefficiencies of capitalism

@scarly I can rarely not read McFlurries as McFurries, and most of the time I see "rabbi", I add a "t" automatically.

there's an intersection between privilege and how much someone trusts in authority

basically, it’s like this. the more privilege you have, the less likely you are to have ever been at the wrong end of militarized police forces, unfortunate socioeconomic outcomes, and general institutional oppression

the ability to blindly assume good faith in all circumstances is not something that everyone gets to have. please understand this in your conversations with peers that maybe don’t have it as well.

You’ve heard of sleepless in seattle? how about Powerless in Seattle? :battery_empty:

Racism, Listen to Black Women 

Portland is a shit-show and Jo Ann Hardesty has no patience for it.

theroot.com/portland-police-se

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