Scarly the Raven @scarly@computerfairi.es
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- Forever
~your charming trans femme non-binary friend~
~trans, enby, lesbian, black, socialist~
i'm a gay raven. sometimes a gay cat. i like technology, corvids, good stories, long walks on the beach, and destroying the patriarchy. all before breakfast.
i'm fairly antisocial but if you're interesting and nice then probably i'll be a good friend to have around.
currently in a loving relationship with a bunny and a merlin.
Joined Sep 2018
someone should create a spoon bank for those of us in need of silverware
Scarly the Raven
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it is the year 2022. the #Fediverse as we know it has been crushed on the anvil of the Toot! Crisis, and in our moment of weakness, the Corporations took control. the Fediverse has been divided into the following bitterly opposed factions:
• Amazon Elastic Mastodon Service
• Google Cloud Mastodon
• Microsoft Azure Mastodon
• Microsoft Xbox Live Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon Code (actually Pleroma)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 (actually SharePoint)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 Enterprise (actually SharePoint, SOX- and HIPAA-certified)
• Apple iMessage (can be used to talk about the Fediverse, but not to it, and only with other Apple users)
war between them is unceasing. features are added and removed with every passing day. DMs and audio posts still do not work properly.
• Amazon Elastic Mastodon Service
• Google Cloud Mastodon
• Microsoft Azure Mastodon
• Microsoft Xbox Live Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon Code (actually Pleroma)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 (actually SharePoint)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 Enterprise (actually SharePoint, SOX- and HIPAA-certified)
• Apple iMessage (can be used to talk about the Fediverse, but not to it, and only with other Apple users)
war between them is unceasing. features are added and removed with every passing day. DMs and audio posts still do not work properly.
Scarly the Raven
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quasi-lewdish shitpost
@scarly bunnies need food, sleep, material goods, and lots of sex, basically
bunnies are easily startled and need very carefully maintained environments to have happy lives.
meanwhile, crows are cantankerous, mischievous, and can be gloriously feisty. i mean... a group of crows is called a murder for crying out. loud.
mine is a match made in heaven.
my poor @Chel. i think i aged her today.
me: imma fight Everyone today
chel: oh come on
me: *all the fights*
chel: 
Scarly the Raven
boosted
trans nonse
why they say people can't just stop being trans: trans folk were made this way and it's an immutable thing that can't be changed
why people really can't just stop being trans: once you start being honest with yourself, you can't just go back to telling yourself lies again
why people really can't just stop being trans: once you start being honest with yourself, you can't just go back to telling yourself lies again
@Chel is the single most patient and forgiving person that i've ever met, lol
Scarly the Raven
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@scarly 
all the cuties!
animals that are unlikely to be considered cute but i consider them cute:
o slugs - they're actually slimy and cute so that's pretty cool
o alligators - how can you not love an animal that's always smiling!?
o ants - always so hard at work! and they wiggle their antennae sometimes too
o bees - there was a meme about this at some point tbh, bees are pretty cute. also bees have knees, pass it on
o dinosaurs with teeth - dinosaurs are cute af, actually lots of people probably agree with me tbh
Scarly the Raven
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@scarly throw them into a dumpster fire and then throw the dumpster fire into some molten steel
today's lesson is that cishet white men will always be considered correct regardless of broader context
someone pls, send me cute cat pictures, i need some brain bleach from the drama, hahaha
Scarly the Raven
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Scarly the Raven
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I'd be boosting more stuff if people used CWs more
Scarly the Raven
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mastodon meta (fairly important)
@scarly
Goddamn it.
I'm sure this is yet another thing filed in "Could have been a really good ecosystem, but *sound of something fragile being dropped*"...
😕
Scarly the Raven
boosted
today is exhausting
subtooting
no really if you're going to disagree with something i write, characterizing it as "this is absurd" is probably the least effective form of argument possible
mastodon meta (fairly important)
gargron is now on record as saying that the mastodon api is only for mastodon
https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/101489738840502100
what this basically means is that the mastodon ecosystem of apps, helpful tools, etc will only ever be reliably compatible with mastodon with the rest of us jumping through hoops to try to reverse engineer it
so, in summary, a community that is allegedly federated actually does have an avenue through which one platform can control it. just fact.
makes u think?
Scarly the Raven
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Hi I'm not ace but ace people are 
and if you are an acephobe please unfollow me thanks
- Pronouns
- they/them/she/her
- Wakanda
- Forever
~your charming trans femme non-binary friend~
~trans, enby, lesbian, black, socialist~
i'm a gay raven. sometimes a gay cat. i like technology, corvids, good stories, long walks on the beach, and destroying the patriarchy. all before breakfast.
i'm fairly antisocial but if you're interesting and nice then probably i'll be a good friend to have around.
currently in a loving relationship with a bunny and a merlin.
Joined Sep 2018
