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"No," said the witch, "love potions are unethical. Magic can't make someone love you. Or even love you again."
The young person gave her a resigned nod and turned to leave.
"But," the witch said, "for cases like yours, I can do an acceptance potion."
"For my parents?"
"Yes."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

[returns for 20s]
[already hitting the wrong buttons like a sloppy dipwit]
ahhh it feels good to return home

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lots of new faces here i'm not familiar with. neat. i should frequent this place more often, hah...

i searched far and wide for an appropriate app to consolidate all of my masto accounts before i hit the stroke of genius that was "just log in on mobile through a regular browser since it gives push notifs anyway"

feeling good due to a happy mistake... i accidentally put something in the oven at the wrong temperature and at the wrong time, but it turned out BETTER than my instructions said!! feels SO good, haha

i regret last night, but the last time i tried to explain that to my family, they wouldn't listen and got angery with me anyway. oof. anyone got suggestions on how to tell someone "yeah, i did a thing, but i wasn't in a great state of mind when i did it and regret it deeply" when they didn't listen before?

by 2020 suburban middle-class white parents will use owospeak to make their kids' names special and unique

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Listen to an audiobook. librivox.org/ has free, public domain books recorded by volunteers.

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Congratulate yourself for doing difficult things, even if they might not seem difficult to others.

two weeks. it took two weeks to finish that painting. i am exhausted oof
finished version of that wip from the other day SOON... sometime within the next 24h i guess. oooongh oof ouch my everything

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Bunny sign meme I stole from birdsite 

(\__/)
(´•ㅅ•)づ *pats top of sign*
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
 THIS BAD BOY
  CAN FIT LIKE A
  LOTTA DIFFERENT
  LETTERS ON IT
|___________|
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(•ㅅ•) ||
/   っ
twitter.com/jonnysun/status/10

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"Your sacrifice?" the demon asked.
"Skyrim," I reply.
The demon studied me, saw the years I poured into that game. "Done. You'll never play Skyrim again."
And that's how I mastered Fortnite, and keep winning.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

good morning fediverse i am currently laughing to hell and back after seeing like 394758397 ads for facebook, as if people are too naive to remember the whole shebang of trouble they got into, hah

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Panic! At The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

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So apparently there's been a unicode character for a cassette tape, 🖭, since 2014, but it's not in RGI and hasn't got an emoji.

🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭🖭

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I like shorks, they're comfy and easy to hug

after getting burnt out with the cooking and cleaning i had to do, i spent the rest of the evening working on this painting for art fight aaaaaaand HECK i've spent like seven times as long on this wip as i normally spend on paintings *yet it still isn't done*
(image desc: a work-in-progress digital painting of a purple dragon with constellation-wings stargazing while basking on a rock)
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