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shagoli

currently sitting in an alternate dimension called the 「cable company office」 where they're playing linkin park's "in the end" over advertisements for $1000 300-packs of christmas shoes for Kids in Need that also comes with a shoe-shaped christian tree ornament lest you forget that you bought into this infomercial

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[terrible infomercial announcer voice] you've heard of gamers, and perhaps you've even heard of gamettes, but today, we bring you the newest addition to our line of products.... Gamenbies

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official jason ✅

it's alfonse fire emblem's birthday

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food poisoning 

so as it turns out it's not just that I dislike parmesan cheese, it's straight-up that parmesan triggers my extremely situational lactose intolerance

I'm awake remarkably early today due to stomach pain and have many regrets

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poem.exe

involuntary
snail
from the moon

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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

The Unnatural History Museum has many fascinating artifacts, like:
- a file containing the only pixel from the unprintable scroll of Glee
- a tub of uncried male tears (constantly overflowing)
- The Missing Chapter, a prose extract by Tty Prt
- a one-sided door
- all its visitors
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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cadbury cum egg :funkylad:

they stole brock’s melanin
they fucking stole it

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cadbury cum egg :funkylad:

@gnarlyanimal look what they fucking did to him

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Tom (tired of the computer)

👏Lucky 🙏 Lunch 🙌 Lucario! 🎉

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Sylvhem

Montreal Pride expels gay Hong Kong marchers, blaming ‘threats by pro-Communists’ to sabotage parade

scmp.com/news/china/society/ar

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🧀 

so I don't know jack shit about cheese despite liking it a ton, but what I *do* know now is that it's not just parmigiano reggiano I'm not a fan of. I guess I just don't like parmesan in general, so I guess ricotta is next in the sampling line from that cheese blend I love so much

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cursed (?) food 

if we can make cow-milk cheese and almond milk, who's to say that we can't make almond cheese

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everybody's favorite gay epileptic ringtail

lightning mcspleen

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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

"Ah, Frxz?"
Our alien intern looked up from their workstation. "Yes, supervisor!"
"You added a 'Gender' field to our site."
Frxz beamed, literally. "Yes! Traditional!"
"And the options..."
"I researched. One differentiator!"
"I'm afraid we can't use 'pockets' and 'no pockets'."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦

the only people who can call themselves a "self-made man" are trans men

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Your favorite dad

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

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Cee

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Cybertruck Isekai

Black Hat: Criminal hacking, will steal your stuff
White Hat: Ethical hacking, will tell you about how bad your firewall is
Pink Hat: Cancer hacking, convinced the cells to attack themselves.
Rainbow Hat: Gender hacking. Discovers new more powerful genders or lack thereof.
Flaming Hat: Not invited to bars anymore but popular in shooter games.
Red Hat: Don't follow me.
Hat Hat: Has achieved infinite hacker power via recursive hat collection.

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RΔINF0RΣST BΔSTΔRD
so now that it is closer to Peak Hours: how the FUCK do I promote myself and my services?? I'm a disabled freelance artist and front-end web developer (so no entry-level jobs irl) who is either underpaid or not paid at all and idk how the hell to tackle this problem
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Cabinet Derg

Tired: estrogen

Wired: Sapho Juice

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