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I want matching mushroom tattoos with my partner. However I want mine to be half sexy lady and they want theirs to be just the mushroom.

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Y'all buy disposable lightbulbs, I bottle my own sunshine, we are not the same

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why don't you make like a tree and convert water, carbon dioxide, and sunlight into chemical energy?

A small mild coma for a week sounds amazing. 🫠

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GIRLS?!? KISSING?!? what in the world will they think of next
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Not sure what chainsaw man is about but I assume it explores life working in the forestry industry.

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(Please don't send murder death kill squads to my location based on the angles between the stars please. They are annoying to recycle.)

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Talking to my parents is difficult because sometimes I wonder if it’s because I really want to talk to them or if it’s the child in me wants them to love me.

I’m a queer little pigeon with bread thoughts.

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Poetry, for me, comes from pain, from longing, from the ache of not knowing but wanting to understanding, the space between coherent thought and an abundance of feeling. I don't think I can write solely happy poems because joy, while always a surprise, doesn't exist in discomfort, doesn't need to be described before it can be held and accepted.

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for my birthday this year I want everyone to take turns hitting me with their car

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Amy Coney Barrett Searches Bible for God’s Opinion of the Internet

“It doesn’t matter what we think about the Internet,” the Supreme Court Justice said. “What does God think about it?”

newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-r

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📈 “Congress must urgently protect transition care” hit 10 signers! resist.bot/petitions/PFJRNH

Since a hospital decided to not bill my insurance I now have to deal with it. Having to merge multiple calls and getting jerked around. I’m so fucking tired. :abunhdcry:

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The Queen of stealth has done it yet again, practically managing to disappear in thin air, nowhere to be seen. :blobcatblink:

#CatsOfMastodon #cats #cat #pets #floof

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Because I moved and I would like to introduce myself and find moots, here is my intro!

Hi! I’m Snowberry. I’m a (specifically a ). Bread is where my thoughts should be. I am a , , . I have . I’m , & . Mostly shitpost my thoughts into the void and will retoot most things I come across. I have three cats and a loving partner. I love , , and .

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horny, girl, robot, body horror 

dick from a girl who dismantles you piece by piece, her cock still inside you as she works until you're nothing but a frame covered in writhing, ecstatic wires.

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!