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i log into final fantasy and the first thing i hear is some bard on my block playing believer by imagine dragons and not missing a single note

ive been home from work for an hour now and I haven't even checked on my tamagotchis... what a pathetic father am I...

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@Valentine every who in whoville just have a good tiiimmmeee :)

you liked my mutuals toot... and you didn't even like mine?! *my eyes turn red and I bare my teeth and snarl*

another day at the dragon repopulation facility. peopel keep asking me if they can fuck the dragons, buddy they wont even let ME fuck the dragons

my girlfriend and a good chunk of my friends work at starbucks and I love hearing about all the stupid shit that goes down there... some dude dropped his pants full willy out in the cafe today btw

hey sorry i can't come into work today i forgot i had a playdate scheduled and it's reeaalllyyy important

I lost my new kaworu tamagotchi at my girlfriend's house and im so sad thinking about my tamagotchi all lost and alone and starving I feel like an absent father

girls will see something smelly and be like "hey are you gonna smell that or can I get at it?"

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