mother saw an htop window and asked me what that is
how the fuck do you explain htop in layman
then proceeded to say that I do nothing at all
which is true, because I feel horrible about doing anything
because everything I do is not enough
maple classic™ 
@Efi "it's a list of everything the computer is doing right now for monitoring purposes"?
@squirrel "how does that make money"
@Efi ok now that's dumb
@Efi i'm so sorry
@squirrel that's exactly what she said