mother saw an htop window and asked me what that is
how the fuck do you explain htop in layman
then proceeded to say that I do nothing at all
which is true, because I feel horrible about doing anything
because everything I do is not enough

@Efi "it's a list of everything the computer is doing right now for monitoring purposes"?

@Efi @squirrel For next time "It monitors performance and efficiency of critical core components and allows for an overview of both what current assets are capable of and how the requirements are likely to change over time ensuring that the hardware team can implement cost-effective upgrades of our critical infrastructure when necessary as we scale"

Or some bullshit like that

@troubleMoney @squirrel I can barely say "it's processes" without fukken bending in fear

@Efi @squirrel Ah, it's like that then

That really sucks, if I can help out in any way just say, in the meantime I'll be out here radiating ambient emotional support

@squirrel @Efi The moment I have enough cash I'll hire a jet and go on a 'round the world trip picking everyone up

@Efi @squirrel Actually, maybe a ship, with the demographics here we're already riffing on noah's ark

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