maple classic™ 
it just occurred to me there are no less than 5 laptops in my room
along with 2 desktops, 1 portable linux sbc and 1 amiga
(counting things that aren't working, my main desktop and one hdd-less laptop)
@squirrel after counting i realised i have 4 laptops
other machines include a c64c, a zx spectrum +2, desktop pc and an RPi3
@squirrel i suspect i'll be adding a DOS machine and an a600 to this next year once my GPU is up to date
unless i suddenly acquire more space/money in which case there's a NAS getting added to that
the other desktop is my old pentim dual-core from 2006 or so, which i used to use as my local server
the currently nonfunctional laptop is the machine that replaced it, due to being quieter and being able to survive power failures, and another, newer laptop replaced /that/
the other two laptops are a 100mhz pentium toshiba for dos games, my main i5 i'm currently typing this on, and the thinkpad in my lap that i was just drawing on