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if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a
distributed denial of service
if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a
@squirrel how will the cryptographers dine?
if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a
@squirrel or the philosophers for that manner?
if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a
@squirrel you made me spend a click for this
if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a
@squirrel ...
that....that was beautifully executed ;w; <3
This is pretty funny, but a more accurate representation would be a bunch of robots flooding in and taking up seats knowing damn well they don't actually eat food. Anyway still an A1 toot.
if all of the waiters in a restaurant go on strike is that a
@squirrel you need multiple restaurants for that