maple classic™ 
page 15 of the SIGBOVIK 2017 proceedings
http://sigbovik.org/2017/proceedings.pdf
"Towards A Well-Defined and Secure Flirtation Protocol"
i think mastodon could learn from this
(also just in general check out sigbovik because it's hilarious http://sigbovik.org)
@squirrel Day 47, I haven't slept in 2 weeks since the robot wore through the carpet and hit the hardwood, it continues to run laps unceasing and I pray only for an end to this life.