you know about the story how in the 50s sears misprinted "santa's" number and it landed at the NORAD instead and that's how NORAD does the santa tracker to this day
all i can think of is how that day there was someone paid by sears to act like santa on the other side of the original phone number, very sad that it never rang
@squirrel I bet he dressed up and everything even though it was just a phonecall... Poor guy.