maple classic™ 
subtoot, bad, alcohol, death ----
hah i was the emotional burden? how about the time i thought you were going to off yourself drinking half a bottle of rum right after you told me alcohol could literally kill you
subtoot, bad ----
oh yeah and then remember how you told me to stop following you because i was subtooting you
and then you went and subtooted me now calling me basically a nutjob
fuck off.
subtoot, bad, alcohol, death ----
not to count all the other times this happened when i wasn't physically there with you
like maybe i didn't want to be /your/ therapist, not the other way around