maple classic™ 
mentioning my Amiga in a discord channel and this kid trying real hard to get me to believe they have an "Amiga 400" which looks just like mine "with the floppy drive on the side"
@squirrel i have one of those right here next to my commodore 63
@revenant did you think of the c65 first and had to go "wait no that's an actual thing"
because i did
@squirrel n-no........
like they were REALLY insistent that such a model existed