maple classic™ 
haha, wow, i just, found out i got a nasty sunburn on my face
because my mom asked if i was wearing blush
"... no ?? i don't even have blush"
"then why is your face pink"
*looks in mirror* "uh oh"
update: i have covered my face in heavy duty moisturizer (the stuff i use to treat my daily razorburn) and i properly look like a wax statue now
@squirrel can’t help with the sunburn, but if you get razor burn, try switching to a safety razor. My face used to look like I shaved with a cheese grater. Switched to a safety razor now I just use coconut oil and get zero razor burn.