@Nine @shekkiesqueaks uh huh tell me more

@squirrel @shekkiesqueaks
have you heard

about

B E A N S

@Nine @shekkiesqueaks ooh id love to hear about beans

@squirrel @shekkiesqueaks okay so

big monstery gf whomst have big bappy sof pawbs and feeties, very sof, grins full of teeth, likes to tease you lots, can hush you up with puttin' big sof paw over your face, but very good at hugging you up in her lap and makin' you feel warm and safe.

her teeth are only for teasin' you... and bitin' people who are mean to you. *nods*

@Nine @shekkiesqueaks hey how'd you access the "ideal gf" part of my brain

get out of there

@squirrel @shekkiesqueaks WAT

BUT

ALSO MINE???

HECK?