maple classic™ 
retrospring excerpts
" as a robot, what's the coolest thing to have on the end of an arm that is isn't a hand or paw? "
nes zapper
" who's your favourite mythological figure? "
wendy carlos
" what do robots dream about? "
higher benchmark rankings
" best condiment? "
sriracha sauce
" have you ever tried condiments on toast? i.e. mustard on toast, tartar sauce on toast, chutney on toast, etc. "
motor oil is another favourite
more retrospring excerpts
" are your ears extendable? "
they have a fixed length tuned to the 2.4GHz spectrum but they are detachable and machine-washable
" how do those glasses stay on your face? "
temple arms
