Sylveon 💜 @sylveon@computerfairi.es

zootopia was a laser guided brainwashing campaign to try to make furries like cops

i just ran the numbers... capitalism is bad folks

She doesn't like the cold

happy nude year ❤️ (no ec, boosts ok)

your ass goes here 👇

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Amazon refuses to release exactly how many people it has murdered by putting untrained drivers in its delivery vans with impossible quotas, but ProPublica has uncovered 13 of them.

If you have the means and ability to avoid Amazon, think about whether your next order is worth killing someone.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kenbensinger/amazons-race-to-build-a-fast-delivery-network-the-human

tv companies: why don't people watch as much tv nowadays
tv:

welcome to the SSSEX HOUSSSE: 12 days, 12 contestants, and only 12 condo--
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--or only 5 payments of $19.99, this dress could be yo--
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--trying to sell a house with black countertops in the kitchen. black. countertops. nobody in their right mi--
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[laugh track] wait, wait... you had SEX with a TRA--
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ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THESE DANCE LESSONS SERIOUSLY? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SIX YEARS O--
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coming up next: a christmas movie from 1999 with 90 minutes of runtime and 30 minutes of ads. brought to you by--
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--local news. scientists and the media are telling us that global warming could be the death of us all - but listen to what this undergrad has to--
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--national news. an instagram dog is taking the world by sto--

girl is a recursive backcronym for "GIRL in real life"

@glamorshark what about people who said "uh-yaes?"

Im pretty tired of having to deal with all this.. my family is so toxic and unsupportive of everything i do ever since they realized im not a "normal boy" and i just want to grab my stuff and leave, go back to my aunt in the states and just help her with the farm

i just needed to post this somewhere dont give it much importance

weirdos love talking about how different human males and females are but we have basically the most boring sexual dimorphism in the entire animal kingdom. there's essentially no difference between the two basic types of human

the virgin “having sex is a measure of societal worth” vs the chad “defining things in terms of how much sex you do or don’t have is unhealthy”

Reminder that UwU in ancient Rome would have been VVVVV

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space holy shit that is the prettiest pigeon i have ever seen what the shit????