tv companies: why don't people watch as much tv nowadays
tv:

welcome to the SSSEX HOUSSSE: 12 days, 12 contestants, and only 12 condo--
[next channel]
--or only 5 payments of $19.99, this dress could be yo--
[next channel]
--trying to sell a house with black countertops in the kitchen. black. countertops. nobody in their right mi--
[next channel]
[laugh track] wait, wait... you had SEX with a TRA--
[next channel]
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THESE DANCE LESSONS SERIOUSLY? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SIX YEARS O--
[next channel]
coming up next: a christmas movie from 1999 with 90 minutes of runtime and 30 minutes of ads. brought to you by--
[next channel]
--local news. scientists and the media are telling us that global warming could be the death of us all - but listen to what this undergrad has to--
[next channel]
--national news. an instagram dog is taking the world by sto--

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@lynnesbian This is very similar but with the Internet, ads, and people using ad blockers.

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