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I have actually done this

โ€œThe secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.โ€

dishwashing tip, #lifehack 

- put your dirty dishes in a box
- leave the box on the curb
- watch over the box. when someone comes to take it, trail them to their house
- surveil them until you determine that they have washed the dishes
- break into the house and retrieve your dishes

fuck winnipeg so hard

fuckin jets fans get to take over downtown for hours but pride gets what might as well be a back lane given the lack of visibility

i hate this fucking city so much

trans facebook groups either die a small-knit hero or live long enough to become thousand-member transmisogynistic cesspool villains

Took a long walk because I was early to my lab appt and now my legs r sore

mh 

I am depressed and exhausted as fuck and I genuinely dread getting up in the morning to go to school

The alarm clock is like a punch to the chest every fucking time and I hate being alive rn

is there any battery monitor panel plugins for xfce that are not so freaking tiny with bad contrast

cw angry angry angry, allistic bullshit 

Allistic adults who can't give proper instructions and get angry when asked for clarification don't deserve happiness or any sort of stability in their lives and deserve nothing but decades of suffering and pain

we can already hide images not marked sensitive by marking it sensitive by ourselves. it's not persistent but at least it's there

so why can't we do that with text toots as well?

though what i wanted when i wrote that post was an ability to just mute specific toots from your timeline entirely

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it might've been freedombox, of course I search for half an hour and cant find it but as soon as I toot about it THEN I find it

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