👁️ fuzzy identity 👁️ @synthgal@computerfairi.es

Crunch McButtHuge

I learned about kicking. That was not satisfying.

— Kulet Idashkel, Axedwarf

Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the femboy in the short skirt?

Neo: I was...

Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.

[the femboy is now a trans girl deer with antlers wearing a t-shirt that says "down with cis." she holds out a hand toward neo with the Communist Manifesto]

If you use “she/her” pronouns for you’re fucking boat, then you’re not allowed to be a gender essentialist

*sees your lap*

Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.

If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.

in 2030 a neuralink controlled tesla cybercop will hunt me down for sport for calling elon musk a parasite on twitter dot com

also like. v excited for inevitable neuralink malware

"ppl wouldn't do that that's fucked up"
see: hospital ransomware

"but it's gotta be offline right?"
firmware upgrade mechanisms have to exist, even if the machine doing the upgrades is airgapped, it still has to get the upgrades from somewhere

also lmao @ literally every "high security" device from shitty silicon valley startups