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Me, hearing a bell toll: haha sick nice bell
Me, after finding out for whom the bell tolls: fuck! Shit!!

mysterious new bold

who could they be

one thing's for certain, they're a friend

I keep my keyring on a carabiner, which I clip to my belt loop, and last time I was at a big family function my uncle saw it and was like "ah, I remember when I used to do that. Too bad you can't live that way forever!"

??? what exactly the fuck could that possibly mean??? Who is going to stop me from holding my keys this way. God damn nobody, Bob

I talked to my friend. I am not fond of this.

— Tirist Astisaban, Woodworker

getting into a truly gnarly nude skateboarding wipeout, getting scabs across 100% of the surface of my body, remaining perfectly motionless for 4 to 6 weeks, and then molting like a cicada

I love these drawings of link from the legend of zelda game manual they are incredible

a bunch of jewish people: this thing is antisemitic

goyim: hmm, what does our Token Good Jew think?

one [1] jewish person: i don’t think it’s antisemitic

goyim: oh thank goodness we can go back to spouting bullshit!

anyone else like, feel it in your paw when you've copied something and haven't pasted it yet

like it feels heavy almost, there's some weight to it from the information

and then it's released when you paste

the optimal way to playtest your Doom map is to only touch it once every few months so you've forgotten where all the spawns are

avoiding your own ghost