Dorotea @teaduckie@computerfairi.es
32 female (She/her) Computer geek, translator. You can also find me on: @tea_bonica@bitbang.social
Joined Oct 2017
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maple classic™ 
"this is my song about being a sea thief"
"i think that's called pirate"
"uh duh, there's no software out at the sea. i stole a boat not a photoshop"
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1990: writing clever assembler routines to create impressive graphical displays
2017: writing clever social media posts which are longer than theyre supposed to be
I went to the salon today. The haircut turned out really nice. I look so feminine, I like it! <3.
Dual-booting is a pain in the booty patootie
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HOLY SHIT we just had a kid drssed as the grim reaper with an intense fucking SKULL SCYTHE
BUT
also
A shark mask on over the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xamgu
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Can gentoos eat oats?
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the microcontroller i recommend is the Oatmeal Oatymega series, as they have decent cereal capabilities
It's so cold in here, I think I'll have to wear a cOAT.
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe
Happy Halloween to y'all lovely Mastodon people! <3
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Hi Gang!
It's now 3:45 AM on Wednesday 3 November 1988. I'm tired, so don't believe everything that follows...
Apparently, there is a massive attack on Unix systems going on right now.
I have spoken to systems managers at several computers, on both the east & west coast, and I suspect this may be a system wide problem.
Symptom: hundreds or thousands of jobs start running on a Unix system bringing response to zero.
Systems attacked: Unix systems, 4.3BSD unix & variants (eg: SUNs) any sen
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Quality of Life ROM Hacks thread at resetera
https://www.resetera.com/threads/smaller-quality-of-life-rom-hacks.2476/
before i play any old game now i check romhacking.net to see if there are any cool improvement mods. i love these things
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This is a shoutout to everyone who learned French as a direct result of having joined mastodon
good on ya
I'm a bit stressed because my hair is a mess and I want to go to the Hair Salon to get it fixed. My previous hairdresser was very transphobic so I feel a bit uneasy about going to the salon. Specially since I want to request a "feminine" looking haircut. There are no other places close to my home (nor far away tbh with y'all)
"(If you can't click and you are using Gmail, Yahoo or Hotmail, please move this email to your inbox folder and then try again)" What about... no? :P.
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brewed my morning coffee into a cup that still had last night's chamomile tea in it and now I don't know if I'm ready to wake up or ready to sleep
I feel like I'll never be able to program or learn to program for that matter :(. I just don't have the "brains" for programming it seems.
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Io vole scriber in #Interlingua mais ha nihil a dicer.
32 female (She/her) Computer geek, translator. You can also find me on: @tea_bonica@bitbang.social
Joined Oct 2017
