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@gsuberland @the_nerdskull i mean JK wrote a whole magic boy series where the villains were explicitly anti-normie racists and it turned out what she wanted to vilify wasn't the racist part, she was fine with the racist part, it was the anti-normie part

@Chrishallbeck there's this one Chalice Dungeon that can suck it, though

@Chrishallbeck fact: would rather run Sen's Fortress three times in succession than Labyrinth Zone once

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Five Stages of Grief:
1. Dr. Wiley’s Castle
2. Rainbow Road
3. Water Temple
4. Labyrinth Zone
5. Tubular

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Things can look pretty fucked, but considering the world ended ten years ago today, we're doing pretty alright.

@vantablack there is something grimly fascinating about the fact that we clearly have here someone who understands "the Nazis and KKK are bad" but only in a superficial/aesthetic sense; she has never had the empathy or capacity for common decency to properly internalize WHY

you can bet that somewhere in the rusted mess of cogs in her head there is a sentence along the lines of "the pronoun-havers, they're just like the Death Eaters, they're trying to force their IDEOLOGY on everyone"

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@katarzyna literally just a "white guy does everything the natives do, only better" narrative

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Santa Claus climbing down chimneys to turn off motion smoothing on every TV in America

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today i released version 3.5 of webgbcam, my web app that simulates a game boy camera!

maple.pet/webgbcam

current features:
- settable gamma/contrast
- settable palette from curated selection
- settings are kept for the next session (new!)
- record 5-second gif
- 3-second timer to frame your shot
- swap between front and back cameras on mobile
- tweak camera settings after taking a shot
- hide the UI & use it as a window capture for streams!

picture courtesy of me bothering @Atatra 💜

@grapenuts_robot

"Uh, are you trying to tell me this man doesn't ALREADY have a wedgie of illegal proportions?"
"Nope, that's the regulation startin' point!"
"That's it...I'm boycotting these games."
"THANK THE LORD!!!"

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"When I was young," the old dragon said, "I hoarded gold."
"Were you wealthy?" asked the princess.
"Unimaginably. And I feared losing it all. So I began to seek knowledge."
"Were you wise?"
"Yes. I realised that, too, can be lost."
"It can."
"Mm. Did I tell you of my gold?"
"No?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Are we sure geese aren’t just some sort of mech suit for snakes?

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well, that's my second social death this year

please share my stuff, everything i posted on twitter is gone now

maple.pet/

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@kirkmanbrandon Seen written in my Latin book in high school:

Latin's a dead language
Dead as dead can be
Latin killed the Romans
And now it's killing me.

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today i found out that clampNumber(64 / 64), 0, 3) on firefox 108 under linux and clampNumber(64 / 64), 0, 3) on firefox 108 under linux return different values

@DarkestKale so...yeah. for me i guess it's "some fuckhead decided Agents of SHIELD needed all THIS; once you remember that, nothing you've ever done will seem so bad"

like they spent three seasons making us hate this guy and he honestly only deserved two, tops

when they found a way to bring him back in for Season 4 with a bizarroverse redemption plot, i was out

@DarkestKale to be fair, i remember the "Ghost Rider but he's in a car" episodes being some of my favorites in Agents of SHIELD

though that same season is the one that got me out of the show, with its tired old "evil android" plot, coupled with its ridiculous "we need to go into the evil android's virtual world to save everyone; whoops, it's a world where the Nazis won, some of our favorite characters are Nazis here, also FUCKING GRANT WARD IS BACK AND THIS TIME HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD GUY"

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