tiny miracle 💖 @tinymira@computerfairi.es

daydreaming about wigs this morning…

@PizzaHutte it’s only as real as you or me 🛌💭

@auravulpes I’m even older than you (I was a teen when vista came out), so in sincerity: if you can learn to enjoy it, your childhood memories becoming old can be really fun, because you get to enjoy other people discovering them in new contexts! 🌞💖
it can also help you enjoy the present more, bc you live it knowing it will be someone else’s nostalgic past 🥰
even niche mastodon instances will be nostalgic someday!

@UnrealRonen every time an alien says Fuck, I run up and say “ooh no you don’t!!!☝️ in THIS galaxy, we say Freakin!”

@UnrealRonen I won't let them. 🙊​

@auravulpes tbh that makes me glad bc now with nostalgia we can finally appreciate the glory of gradients and jelly button style icons

@miserable_complex864 you CAN... you have the capability in your soul 🔮 just look at a crystal ball emoji every time you get discouraged

people say SQL = structured query language. Boring!
SQL = select qt love. 🫶

I think that the NES could have been a sensual experience. But we didn't try hard enough

(opens purse) (looks askance) what u need fam... I got aspirin. I got ibuprofen. I got naproxen. anything @ all just hmu.

learned about a cool new OTC antihistamine and I offered to share a dose with a friend. I offered a friend a hit of antihistamines. That's who I am

@taylorlorenz I can’t eat a World Cup for breakfast :/ Significant downgrade

I’m alive thanks to Kirkland Signature tbh 🫡

whoever decided to enforce spaces for indentation in yaml files: you probably need a manicure :/ And you have weird ass nail beds. Just telling the truth…

some people’s video game items are a collection of pixels… but me? Mine are a collection of JSON objects.

I have information that may lead to the arrest of Sonic The Hedgehog (Real) (Intense)

I’m not a gamer but I play video games… And I’m Valid

I only care about smash brothers characters doing fortnite dances and swapped animations

I went to Berlin nightclub in Chicago on Friday and had a great time! here are some photo booth pictures with my friend Will! I helped Ari Gato with her number a bit, I love Ari!!