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If you're considering putting together a hadoop cluster to do stuff to things, maybe make sure it's not 235 times faster to just throw it through awk

adamdrake.com/command-line-too

@troubleMoney Oh, fuck, I remember when Dad was super-intensely pushing me toward hadoop -- I think he needed it for a project or something and was trying to get me to test it, but I can't remember. (He... also didn't seem to fully understand what it was and how it worked, as he wanted me to set it up on a single non-server machine which... isn't actually how it works... then seemed annoyed at me for finally concluding this after investigation into what the heck I was doing and how it worked.)

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