I wonder how we'd explain the concept of "cute" to aliens...
"aww, isn't he cute!"
"what?"
"over there, he's adorable!"
"human, that's an apex predator that routinely kills and eats mammals far larger than you"
"his box was too smol but he still sits!"
"fucking humans"
@troubleMoney This reminds me of a Tumblr post from years ago about humans being the Most Terrifying to aliens because we do things like eat spicy food and keep large predators for pets
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@InspectorCaracal I love all those posts
"lemme get this straight, you lot first got to space by riding on top of an explosion?"
"yup"
"jesus fuck"
