I'm sam the octopus, benevolent ruler of the hedgehogs
@kafkaesqueNomad @troubleMoney 8D VERY CAREFU--*get picked up and carried away by the anti-pun bear*
@kafkaesqueNomad @troubleMoney (a shell-less mollusc!!)
@kafkaesqueNomad very gently and with encouragement and love
@troubleMoney
Okay, you got me curious: how does a mollusk rule spiky minions?