True fact: In the UK, there are four theme parks where the primary, and in fact only, attraction is playing with loaders and backhoes
@troubleMoney ok now my itinerary for my dream trip to the UK is coming together:
1) go to Diggerland
2) walk with the alpacas
3) sit in your yard and watch the hedgehogs
@troubleMoney like one day you'll look out the window and be like, what is this older American woman doing in my backyard
@hfrazey send me a message slightly before and I'll already have the kettle on
@troubleMoney I'll bring the expensive cat treats for the hedgies
@hfrazey better bring some for the cats as well, otherwise they'll be jealous
@troubleMoney oh I'll bring, uh, expensive European fish for them, either that or beans and toast
@hfrazey they especially like cheese and ham
the cats, that is, I'm not sure if the hedgehogs like it, they're too busy snuffling the cat food
@troubleMoney I will bring them cheese and ham, whatever they want
@troubleMoney do you know any alpacas
@hfrazey sadly not, don't really have enough space to properly care for alpacas unfortunately, need to get a bit further out into the country for that
@troubleMoney that makes sense, since you are on an island and all
@troubleMoney in my mind, everybody there has a pet alpaca