I would like to draw everyone's attention to the only member of the UK government that isn't a complete bastard, Larry
Larry is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
This is his actual official title
@troubleMoney Are there Shadow Chief Mousers?
@troubleMoney also a reminder that after Tony Blair took power there rose conspiracy theories that they had murdered his predecessor but he'd just been rehomed and journalists were driven to a secret location to see him
@theoutrider @troubleMoney Given that most political conspiracy theories since then have proven true, I think maybe we should revisit that one.
@danielcassidy @troubleMoney moreso given this is Tony Blair we're talking about
@troubleMoney larry is our in. radicalize larry. coax larry out with some yummies and scritch his chin and tell him about class war
@troubleMoney sorry to break this to you but: the cat's Tory
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Larry for PM!