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"Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent beard shavings to Azealia Banks so she could make an amulet to protect him from ISIS"
This is an article that exists
Because of course that fucking happened
@troubleMoney I hate to dumb this event down to being 2018 but...
Mutha Fukin 2018, yo
@troubleMoney ...when I first saw mention of the "jack dorsey isis amulet" I thought it meant Isis a.k.a. Aset, the Ancient Egyptian Goddess
I'm very disappointed in reality now