**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Jan 09, 2019, 16:30

**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Jan 09, 2019, 16:30

josef @jk@mastodon.social

you: so you'll want to set your oven to 400 degrees and---

me: WHAT THE FUCK??? FOUR HUNDRED DEGREES???? FOU-- oh fahrenheit

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · 2019-01-09T16:40:08Z

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@jk you: so for your ingredients you want some arugula, some zucchini, some eggplant, and some top round

me: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE

**wolfie 🐺** @wolfie@queer.party · Jan 09, 2019, 20:44

**wolfie 🐺** @wolfie@queer.party · Jan 09, 2019, 20:44

wolfie 🐺 @wolfie@queer.party

@troubleMoney don't forget the cilantro!

**Kirby** @tobi@tabletop.social · Jan 10, 2019, 10:22

**Kirby** @tobi@tabletop.social · Jan 10, 2019, 10:22

Kirby @tobi@tabletop.social

@troubleMoney Funnily enough I know what zucchini is… and thanks to a bunch of dick jokes, I also know eggplant.