The UK government should decline Julian Assange's extradition to the USA
Not because he shouldn't be extradited or anything, but because him spending years hiding in an embassy to only get 50 weeks in prison for jumping bail would be hilarious
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FREE TO GO NOW!? I SPENT YEARS IN THAT EMBASSY TO HIDE FROM THE AMERICANS! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME I SPENT YEARS IN THERE FOR NO REASON AT ALL?" "yup, bugger off"