I'd love to think the "white people think <insert bland thing here> is spicy" joke only applies to the north american brand of white people
But then I remember that my dad thinks black pepper is too spicy
"What? We're great with spice, we have curries, everybody goes for a cheeky nandos, we're good, it's just the yanks"
"This tomato sauce is a bit spicy"
"FUCK"
@troubleMoney and i was like, do u want hot sauce, and she was like yeah, if this was india id go for mild but we're in europe,
@troubleMoney and she was v happy with the hot sauce
meanwhile i can barely deal with the heat in the hot sauce
@troubleMoney I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at this because I’m an American who fucking loves Nando’s...
but I’m weak and only go for the garlic and herb.
@troubleMoney we actually talked abt this with my gf cuz we were getting doner kebab lmao