1. They make bulletproof vests for dogs (why the fuck they'd need to make bulletproof vests for dogs is a different topic but should probably also be addressed)
2. Hogs are, broadly speaking, a similar kind of shape to dogs
3. Who's starting the gofundme to get bulletproof vests for 30-50 hogs and give that wanker nightmares?
@troubleMoney why wouldnt you make bulletproof vests for dogs?
@troubleMoney I know, police dogs have it rough