**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2019, 18:45

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2019, 18:45

me and my best friend from school have ended up with catastrophically different lifestyles, as evidenced by the £1000 shelves he just bought

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2019, 18:48

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2019, 18:48

old hazel @envgen@mastodon.social

he also spent £1500 on an uncomfortable wooden couch and £3000 on a french bulldog

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · 2019-09-17T18:58:53Z

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@envgen would he like another uncomfortable wooden couch?

I'm sure I can grab enough scrap wood to put together an uncomfortable couch and tell him it costs £1500