it's not criminal damage if you neatly disassemble it and leave all the parts there
maybe
I dunno, I'm not a law person
@bonzoesc the mistake was giving it back to the cops
@troubleMoney
They don't like it if you do that with living people.
I've heard.
@valhalla @troubleMoney No. That was my little joke.
@troubleMoney a friend of mine disassembled a boot from his car, and returned it to the cops the next day, and apparently that’s a felony