Excuse me but "Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg won’t talk to the Guardian. So we fed everything he says into an algorithm, built a Zuckerbot, and interviewed it" has got to be the best take. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/dec/22/zuckerbot-mark-zuckerberg-facebook-botnik
@troubleMoney @rixx I liked the part where he tasered a bear because it had too much electricity in the blood. Pretty good metaphor for Facebook.