well this is a... thing

"Man walks around Cribbs Causeway car park for fun and absolutely loves it"
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/man-walks-around-cribbs-causeway-3654947

it includes the actual quote "The Cribbs Causeway Retail Park is an unknowable quantum object that transcends time, from the Neolithic standing stone to the 1980s shops to the cathedral mall to this futuristic beacon at the centre of it all."