@bstacey @DialMforMara @troubleMoney "the future is hazy"
@DialMforMara @troubleMoney I'd love a "I told you so" under it
@troubleMoney@computerfairi.es A (iirc) Steven Wright put it, if the psychic hotline operators are actually psychic, shouldn't they call me?
"Where'd I leave my keys?"
ring, ring
"Your keys are between the couch cushions."
"Whoa, thanks!"
"That will be $9.95 by the way."
"..."
"Plus another $3.95 per additional minute."
hangs up phone
@troubleMoney And never trust a psychic who requires appointments made in advance.
@troubleMoney Well I mean if nobody ASKED... XD
@troubleMoney "closed due to foreseen pandemic" would be a much better sign