me, as an army officer:
"we've noticed you're requisitioning a tank for every single operation you're on, despite none of those operations even remotely requiring a tank"
"yep"
"...why?"
"tanks have kettles built in"
"...YOU'RE USING SEVERAL MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF MILITARY HARDWARE JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A CUP OF TEA?!?"
"yes."