a literal cat 
@wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz i mean petting the bear is fine you just have to make sure the bear also wants to be pet, first, because the consequence for not getting full and informed consent when trying to pet a bear is generally a trip to the hospital
@wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz also bears are really just like giant bees, they don't WANT to sting/maul you, they just want to go about their own business finding nice things to eat and making sure their babies are safe
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@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout GIANT BEES!
*sound of a chinook taking off* ah yeah, there's a beehive at the bottom of the garden
