folk when i tell them off for being condescending towards the scots language and wheeling out tired as fuck stereotypes
fun fact: that phrase is right out of the mouth of some arsehole from colorado that waltzed into a scotfurs group chat who had "ALM" in their profile, used racial slurs on twitter and had a hard-on for ethnonationalism
everyone politely gave them a chance to explain themselves, then they promptly got yeeted from said group chat and their twitter got suspended after they went all in on their awfulness
and then we took the piss
@colon_three being english might be a bit shit but I suppose we can be thankful that we don't have random yanks who took a 23 and me test larping as us
@colon_three oh yeah, I suppose so
and "oh! do you know the queen?!"
@colon_three although the tea and biscuits is a fair cop to be honest
a literal cat 
@troubleMoney@computerfairi.es @colon_three@icosahedron.website no, they don't bother with the DNA test part
@troubleMoney@computerfairi.es @colon_three@icosahedron.website had a shit friend once who was "very proud" of their "perfect Yorkshire accent" that they'd been taught by an actual English friend from Yorkshire or something and like, y'all, it was the most stereotypical "I am an American trying to sound English" accent ever and I was sitting there like 
@troubleMoney nah the english get "lol tea biscuits dr who tally who" nonsense instead