clicking on a flashlight on amazon is a one-way ticket to prepperville
caps, read like powerthirst
me: hmm yeah, i *would* like to see better when im doing repairs under the desk
amazon: what's that?! you wanna SURVIVE the APOCALYPSE??? heres a flashlight that looks like a GUN!! heres one that can BURN YOUR RETINAS!! CANNED WATER!!! CANNED PEACHES!!!! fifteen tons of TACTICAL BEEF JERKY!!! we can't legally sell a rifle to you but we would LOVE TO
re: caps, read like powerthirst
@troubleMoney wow!! ive never seen those before! if i had one of those i would probably accidentally hurt myself before i could hurt someone else with it
re: caps, read like powerthirst
@codl I think that's pretty much all of these things in a nutshell
caps, read like powerthirst
@codl oh! oh! and these belt buckles that are also "self defence" knives!
because I know if I ever need to defend myself in an emergency the first thing to do is take off my pants