lush employee: what shampoo are you currently using?
me, desperately trying to avoid admitting i just use head&shoulders: it's, uh, green apple scented,
@VOID Ooh, posher than me, aldi store brand here
@troubleMoney i mean all my food is tesco store brand so i can afford to spend 50p more on the exact same shampoo (but from across the street)
@VOID tesco store brand?! LUXURY! Aldi is the expens...
Wait, this is turning into a ripoff of the four yorkshiremen sketch isn't it
@troubleMoney @VOID you should've kept it going! in my days on mastodon, we had to put up with jokes ripoff or no ripoff! ;)
@troubleMoney please i at LEAST buy my cheap generic shampoo at superdrug